No Fires Today (Because I Put Them Out at 4AM)
Today’s biggest crisis? Logging into Google.(Yep. That was it. The login screen. The pinnacle of chaos.)So I’m officially calling it a success.Never mind t
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Click this. Click that. Install this. Run that. Update this. Reboot that.
Ah yes, the sacred ritual of modern IT.Every day I wake up, stretch, and immediately begin my daily chant:“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”My h
prednisolone
Oompa Loompa, doopatty Zone,Let me explain what Prednisolone’s known:It fights inflammation, that’s its big skill—But oh, the side effects? They’re kind of
Ways to Spot a Scam (Without Even Updating Your Firewall)
It’s on Social MediaIf it’s on Facebook, TikTok, or Instagram—it’s a scam.Doesn’t matter if it’s a giveaway, a job offer, or your grandma tagging you in
My life
So all of my life, I knew something was perhaps different about me. I would see others socializing, having fun, playing. However, I could not do those same
Men in suits: The world’s most successful scammers.
They smile, shake hands, and rob you blind—all while calling it “business.” From banks to boardrooms, politicians to hedge funds, the biggest lies come wra
Breaking news: Colorado takeover starts tomorrow
Breaking News: The Musk Era BeginsIt’s time for me and my elite, highly-qualified executive oversight team (comprised mostly of AI, flamethrowers, and one
Chronic illness. Do you get it?
Chronic illness. Two words. Yet so much confusion lies within them. Yes I (and others, look fine) but inside we hurt, and are a mess. We take massive amoun
Pueblo Police - You can not take photos!
So here I am, driving home and I see cops, and a car partly in a building. These are the things I like to photograph. So I proceeded to take photos (All th
The night aliens abducted me
–Originally Posted January 25th 2006 on Myspace –This is a re-cap of my night last night. Hope it makes some sense!Ok so I went outside to light a small