90s Kid - The Universal Remote
You remember the fat black remote with too many buttons that somehow ran the whole living room.
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Getting Cameras Out of the Walled Garden
A camera platform that only spoke encrypted RTSPS quietly refused to talk to the NVR — until I found the plain-RTSP back door it was hiding.
90s Kid - The LAN Party
You remember hauling your whole computer across town just to sit in a room and frag your friends.
90s Kid - The CRT and the Static Zap
You remember the fat glass monitor that hummed, glowed, and bit your knuckle with a tiny lightning bolt.
90s Kid - The Boot Disk
It was a chunky little square of plastic that decided whether the computer would even wake up that day.
The Backup That Hung Forever on OneDrive
A Kopia job sat at 0% all night because it tried to read files that didn’t actually exist on disk yet.
90s Kid - Flying Toasters and the Screen Saver
You walked away from the computer for ten minutes and came back to find it had grown wings.
Two Apps, One Port
Edits vanished, reads lied, and nothing in the logs was wrong — because two copies of the same app were quietly knife-fighting over the same TCP port.
90s Kid - The Surge Protector Everything Plugged Into
You remember the long beige bar on the floor with the little glowing button, the one that ran the entire family universe.
The Bot That Hung Because of IPv6
A Telegram bot kept freezing on outbound calls with no error — turns out a NIC with IPv6 addresses but no working IPv6 routing was quietly killing every request.