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Microsoft put one button in the corner and taught an entire generation where computing began.

A plastic egg taught an entire generation that notifications were tiny hostage negotiations.

We watched the microwave at midnight, waiting for two missing digits to end civilization.

The button labeled TURBO existed mainly so your fast computer could pretend to be slow.

Fifteen little blocks stood between your saved game and a family argument.

One hundred megabytes in a chunky blue square: finally, enough room for everything.

Ubiquiti advertises the UNVR G2 with 8 GB of memory. Mine identifies as a G2, reports 15.5 GB, and is actively using more than seven. Thanks for the accidental upgrade.

The first social status update was a handwritten sign taped to an empty digital chair.

Portable music, provided you agreed not to move like a portable person.

The tiny beige oracle that told the whole family who was interrupting dinner.