prednisolone

Oompa Loompa, doopatty Zone,

Let me explain what Prednisolone’s known:

It fights inflammation, that’s its big skill—

But oh, the side effects? They’re kind of a pill.

Oompa Loompa, roid-powered ride,

Here’s what can happen on the steroid tide:

Your bones get brittle, your mood might swing,

You’ll crave weird snacks and curse everything.

It zaps your immune like a ninja in black,

But robs your potassium, sneaks out the back.

It fluffs your face, may give you the shakes,

And keeps you up counting sheep-fueled earthquakes.

Oompa Loompa, pred-sanity plea,

Taper it slow and eat potassium, see?

Magnesium helps, and some D on the side—

Or else it’s moonface and a cortisol slide