A cartoon phone buried under an avalanche of identical notification bubbles while a calm correlator gadget sorts them into one incident and one recovery.

Quiet Alerts Are an Engineering Product

A system sent hundreds of versions of the same warning and proved that notification volume is not the same thing as safety.

November 9, 2026 · 3 min · 473 words · Justin
Comic: a friendly robot receptionist in a headset works a switchboard while the host repairs a laptop in the background, and one gold cable runs past the robot straight to the host's phone. The robot says HE'S BUSY. I'LL TAKE A MESSAGE!

The Robot Answers the Phone (and the Three Silent Days)

MY OWN TEXTING · MESSAGE 07 · THE CALLSThe scariest failure isn't the loud one. It's the one where everything looks fine. Why let an AI answer? When I’m under a desk at a client’s office with a screwdriver in my hand, I can’t take a call. Voicemail works, but most people hate leaving one. What I wanted: ...

October 2, 2026 · 4 min · 677 words · Justin

The Alert That Went to Nobody

A critical event fired a perfectly good alert into a receiver wired to absolutely no one — and everybody slept fine because of it.

June 9, 2026 · 4 min · 818 words · Justin

The 99 Access Points That Didn't Exist

An inventory report swore a site had 99 access points; the ceiling said twelve, and the database had been lying the whole time.

May 29, 2026 · 4 min · 816 words · Justin