A laughing sysadmin watches a retro terminal run check-my-shit across servers, backups, cameras, security, promises, and forgotten stuff.

check-my-shit: The AI Command That Started as a Joke and Became a Real Closure Engine

What began as a blunt joke became a real, evidence-backed way to check infrastructure, messages, promises, outages, backups, and forgotten work without creating another dashboard.

November 2, 2026 · 8 min · 1520 words · Justin

Seven Network Gotchas That Look Like Ghosts

The network isn’t haunted — it’s orphaned ports, stale DNS, and a firewall eating your return path. Run the checklist before you light the candles.

June 2, 2026 · 4 min · 787 words · Justin